it's my mouth i can say what i want /

stratfortbieber:

When the person next to me is texting.

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larry-gaymas:

do u ever just sit there with your legs open and then remember you are a girl

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

  • Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
  • Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room

urinatings:

i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them

ohharvelle:

do i

  • watch a new show
  • rewatch another show
  • watch a movie
  • read a book
  • or read fanfiction

my life choices are so difficult

  • me: mom, i need money
  • mom: what? did you spend those two dollars i gave you in 2003 already?

togaml:

life is hard when you like fictional characters more than real people